Tuesday, May 17, 2011

this Blog Post is about ma Dick!

Oi!
I'm not going to Say Wuddup, nor will i ever think it, haha, saying "Wuddup" just reminds me of bros greeting each other at the local bar for a round of Guiness or Budlight, which by the way have almost the same amount of alcohol content. one is just prettier than the shade of piss.
Not only is "Wuddup" silly to say, but it just reminds me of when you would see suburban based 90's sitcoms and movies argue over who the man was
but it would go along the lines of
Dude 1: that no look fake pass to Layup was sick Tyler, You Da Man!
Dude 2: no Trevor, i do believe if i am not mistaken, You . . . Da Man!
Dude 1: No no no no no Buddy! YOU DA MAN!
Dude 2: No YOU DAM MAN!
Dude 1: You Da Man!
Dude 2: You Da Man!
etc. . . .
And that's why i just say Oi, well, it extends back to my days of being a loser in the Soulseek Breakcore room, every one would just say Oi, well at least the dudes from Australia and The UK, and it just kind of stuck, everyone was saying Oi oi oi! some would Define Oi as a Punk Chant, but actuality just simply means "Hey!" in efforts to get someones attention.
I still use it as a greet. It's either Oi or "Sup Ma Dewt?" it depends on how Funky Funky Fresh i am feeling that day, aww =/, i was gonna link a video to which that Funky Funky Fresh statement originated, but i don't think it has yet to be archived in the form of Youtube yet =/.

Hello?

Shout out to my good buddy and Pal Wendy Jean!

Last weekend was just like any other, but i been soo confined to my own self Solitaire that weekends are no different then Tuesdays. . .but then again Tuesday is Trash day . . . Fuck brb, ok now that the trash is taken care of, i was watching a ustream feed of a Minecraft Podcast, and upon watching this, the dudes were drinking and i kinda felt left out, and for me drinking is a very social activity for me, i love drinking and feeling good with other people and letting them know that there presence is appreciated.
so i said fuck it and treated myself to something fancy, went to the store and got 3 40'oz of Country Club.
suntin bout a 40'oz makes a nigga feel gangsta as fuck, i drink a fautay and that shit get's me feeling like a smooth mutha fucka.
but not alone though, it's kinda hard to be gangster by yourself. so i text my friend Wendy and told her i was drinking, she replied and i asked her if she wanted to bullshit, seconds later my phone starts a ringing and as soon as i answered it, my ear was in the lowest form of pure bliss one could get from being a youth at Disneyland. then i come to find out there was another awesome dude by the name of Rubes that accompanied her on the floor and it was 8th grade all over again. it's very rare that i have awesome phone sessions outside the limits between my best friend and i. but this was deffinately worth blogging about, Thanks Wendy and rubes for making my Night. <3!

Wassup Doc?
ahh yes, now for what you ladies are waiting for, My Dick?
i came across this documentary called My Penis and everyone else.
it was surprisingly a really good watch, and now i know i am 100% not gay cuz i didn't get a Boner at all while watching this =). then after the credits ended, i later found out it was produced by none other then the Prestige BBC,
fuckin Ell Mates, nice fuckin one E're.
Ave at it!


often people ask the question, who do you think is the hottest celebrity, or which celebrity's butt hole would you insert your pee pee into, i often forget who to mention because i give a Fuck All about celebrities, but it's not like Miranda July is this Glamorous big time movie star. but she is to me =)



Up there, a dope mini doc about painters wo do high structured paintings of advertisements. it's a bit somber, they have some droney melancholic scorec that perfectly fits the mood. a good Watch for Sure!




next i came across this video about an artist by the name of Gold Panda, who i have never heard of, i rarely go on the lurk for new music really, if anything i have been recently been on the look out for some old music via the 30's-60's which you can find here. i saw this and thought it quite inspiring.


Harmony Korine, one of my favorite directors, responsible for writing the script to kids and directing Gummo, he is featured in this Doc where they take two well known peopleand pair them up for a day, blah blah blah, watch it!


Fucking Sound design, that shit is what i aspire to be, nothing i like more then some high quality sounds recorded by a condenser mic, here is an interesting look at how some of the classic Disney sounds were created along with some other interesting mess you might be amused to discover.


that's about all i have to share at the mo, i have a shit ton of stuff i can go on about but i rekkon i'l just post that mess on friday. . . i dunno maybe, we'll see. thanks for Reading! hope you enjoyed my retardation.
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Friday, May 6, 2011

Podcast and Artwalk

Sup, I'm a bit hung over at the moment, I attended the Riverside Artwalk over here. . . in Riverside, and upon doing so i got to see my friend's art displayed for the very first time in two separate galleries.
To my very own surprise i saw that someone had made a video game of


To my very own surprise, I saw that someone had made a mock game out of an old Atari game with my image on it, twas flattered to say the least, also came across a super cute peach painting.



then to top it off later in the night a friend had text me a drawing of some fan art =D!



What did i drink you ask? nothing special, niggas is broke so i only had enough for two 40 once bottles of king cobra, which seemed to get the job done, my friend Jon and I ventured into a gay bar to watch a drag show, that shit was way To fierce, but over crowded over all. only one word to describe that show though.


The night turned out pretty awesome, My hair seems to attract the female human species at times and that tends to spark random conversations, in fact allot of the time when i go out into public that seems to be what's on peoples Minds "How long did it take you to Grow your Dreads?"
Well one example of that last night turned into a random hug from a stranger that seemed to last about a good 6 seconds.
That's a rad feeling ya know, Genuine good huggers are very seldom for me, and when i do come across them, the joy that comes from it tends to exude with in me for quite some time, it's kind of like a feel good drug.

Dude, Hugs. . . Are Like Drugs!!!!!!
That wasn't an epiphany at all.

Soooo about this PODCAST!
I met this Awesome dude by the name of Goemon047 on youtube that does really stellar reviews of Nintendo games, I stumbled upon him while looking for some Bogdan Raczynski and came across this video of his and was determined to be this guys friend one way or another.

I hit him up and we kind of got along really well, it's weird how good of a friend I had made off of youtube, we exchanged phone numbers and i would call him up every so often when I was drunk to bs or to beg him to make new videos.
He started a podcast and invited me to be a guest so that he could interview me with hopes that my music can reach to a wider audience. I hope so, also I'd like to not that this is actually my cut from the podcast, the podcast has yet to be finalized, but the continued longer version features the very talented chiptune'esk Duo Derek & Calvin from Alaska known as Starship Amazing.
these dudes are fucking Hilarious, especially Calvin.

Derek has a youtube channel also that you might wanna check out where he has parody series of the Angry video Game Nerd, but instead goes by the alias of Happy video Game Nerd, where instead of reviewing games he hates, he reviews games that he enjoys.

I strongly suggest you download the album " Ya'll Stop Bloggin' " i promise you won't be disappointed so when that full podcast is out I'll be sure to Repost it here!

so here ya have it, the podcast!
http://www.mediafire.com/?tho890934r8w07b

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well, i hope you kids have enjoyed the content i have provided for you. much love and keep it sleazy
-ben