this Blog Post is about ma Dick!

Oi!

I'm not going to Say Wuddup, nor will i ever think it, haha, saying "Wuddup" just reminds me of bros greeting each other at the local bar for a round of Guiness or Budlight, which by the way have almost the same amount of alcohol content. one is just prettier than the shade of piss.
Not only is "Wuddup" silly to say, but it just reminds me of when you would see suburban based 90's sitcoms and movies argue over who the man was
but it would go along the lines of

Dude 1: that no look fake pass to Layup was sick Tyler, You Da Man!
Dude 2: no Trevor, i do believe if i am not mistaken, You . . . Da Man!
Dude 1: No no no no no Buddy! YOU DA MAN!
Dude 2: No YOU DAM MAN!
Dude 1: You Da Man!
Dude 2: You Da Man!
etc. . . .

And that's why i just say Oi, well, it extends back to my days of being a loser in the Soulseek Breakcore room, every one would just say Oi, well at least the dudes from Australia and The UK, and it just kind of stuck, everyone was saying Oi oi oi! some would Define Oi as a Punk Chant, but actuality just simply means "Hey!" in efforts to get someones attention.
I still use it as a greet. It's either Oi or "Sup Ma Dewt?" it depends on how Funky Funky Fresh i am feeling that day, aww =/, i was gonna link a video to which that Funky Funky Fresh statement originated, but i don't think it has yet to be archived in the form of Youtube yet =/.

Hello?

Shout out to my good buddy and Pal Wendy Jean!

Last weekend was just like any other, but i been soo confined to my own self Solitaire that weekends are no different then Tuesdays. . .but then again Tuesday is Trash day . . . Fuck brb, ok now that the trash is taken care of, i was watching a ustream feed of a Minecraft Podcast, and upon watching this, the dudes were drinking and i kinda felt left out, and for me drinking is a very social activity for me, i love drinking and feeling good with other people and letting them know that there presence is appreciated.
so i said fuck it and treated myself to something fancy, went to the store and got 3 40'oz of Country Club.
suntin bout a 40'oz makes a nigga feel gangsta as fuck, i drink a fautay and that shit get's me feeling like a smooth mutha fucka.
but not alone though, it's kinda hard to be gangster by yourself. so i text my friend Wendy and told her i was drinking, she replied and i asked her if she wanted to bullshit, seconds later my phone starts a ringing and as soon as i answered it, my ear was in the lowest form of pure bliss one could get from being a youth at Disneyland. then i come to find out there was another awesome dude by the name of Rubes that accompanied her on the floor and it was 8th grade all over again. it's very rare that i have awesome phone sessions outside the limits between my best friend and i. but this was deffinately worth blogging about, Thanks Wendy and rubes for making my Night. <3!

Wassup Doc?

ahh yes, now for what you ladies are waiting for, My Dick?
i came across this documentary called My Penis and everyone else.
it was surprisingly a really good watch, and now i know i am 100% not gay cuz i didn't get a Boner at all while watching this =). then after the credits ended, i later found out it was produced by none other then the Prestige BBC,
fuckin Ell Mates, nice fuckin one E're.
Ave at it!

often people ask the question, who do you think is the hottest celebrity, or which celebrity's butt hole would you insert your pee pee into, i often forget who to mention because i give a Fuck All about celebrities, but it's not like Miranda July is this Glamorous big time movie star. but she is to me =)

Up there, a dope mini doc about painters wo do high structured paintings of advertisements. it's a bit somber, they have some droney melancholic scorec that perfectly fits the mood. a good Watch for Sure!

next i came across this video about an artist by the name of Gold Panda, who i have never heard of, i rarely go on the lurk for new music really, if anything i have been recently been on the look out for some old music via the 30's-60's which you can find here. i saw this and thought it quite inspiring.


Harmony Korine, one of my favorite directors, responsible for writing the script to kids and directing Gummo, he is featured in this Doc where they take two well known peopleand pair them up for a day, blah blah blah, watch it!

Fucking Sound design, that shit is what i aspire to be, nothing i like more then some high quality sounds recorded by a condenser mic, here is an interesting look at how some of the classic Disney sounds were created along with some other interesting mess you might be amused to discover.

that's about all i have to share at the mo, i have a shit ton of stuff i can go on about but i rekkon i'l just post that mess on friday. . . i dunno maybe, we'll see. thanks for Reading! hope you enjoyed my retardation.
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